Liquored Luminaries

Gary Oldman

Gary Oldman Defends Celebrity DUI Offender Mel Gibson

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014 Category Liquored Luminaries, Your Feature Prison-tation

Sure, it’s an ongoing joke that most people read ‘Playboy’ just for the articles, but the latest interview with actor Gary Oldman exposed more of actor than any Playboy Bunny centerfold could possibly accomplish. In the ‘Playboy’ interview, Oldman defends Mel Gibson’s infamous anti-semitic tirade from his 2006 DUI arrest. He also defends Alec Baldwin’s more »

Prince William and Princess Kate

William and Kate Enjoy Some Whiskey

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, May 30th, 2014 Category Liquored Luminaries

Well, it looks like l’petit Prince George will not be a big brother anytime soon. Princess Kate recently quelled some pregnancy rumors on Thursday May 29 by having some whiskey during a tour of a distillery. Ah, me likes her style. Even royals enjoy a good drink every now and then! Yes, mere mortals Princess more »

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence Puked at Madonna’s Party

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, May 2nd, 2014 Category Liquored Luminaries

Who doesn’t love Jennifer Lawrence? She always says stuff that’s so relatable to us mere mortals. Her drinking habits are also pretty relatable to us, particularly to me. It looks like Hollywood’s It Girl had a little too much to drink at an Oscar after-party back in March. At least she didn’t make the mistake more »

David Ortiz

David Ortiz Wins BIG

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Thursday, October 31st, 2013 Category Liquored Luminaries

So, Red Sox fans, how did you celebrate last night’s victory? Some Sam Adams? Maybe a Guinness of sorts? Well, let me tell you, you have nothing on David Ortiz. We’ve all seen the pics. After his World Series win, Big Papi was chugging a bottle of champagne that was the height of a My more »

lindsay lohan

Celebrity DUI Tid Bits

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Monday, October 28th, 2013 Category Liquored Luminaries, Recurring Characters

13-Year-Old Noah Cyrus BEHIND THE WHEEL So, Noah Cyrus may not be driving under the influence just yet, bit the 13-year-old is CERTAINLY DRIVING! What?! On Thursday, October 24, 2013 TMZ spotted Billy Ray Cyrus letting his daughter, Noah Cyrus, get behind the wheel while under the influence of being underage. Noah Cyrus was driving more »

Lohan reaching for wine

Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t Reaching for Wine

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, October 25th, 2013 Category Child Star Cliche Club, Liquored Luminaries

Don’t trust the pictures, my friends. They may be deceiving. Lindsay Lohan is claiming that she wasn’t reaching for a bottle of wine in a photo that appeared yesterday that looks as if she was about to grab a bottle of wine. Wednesday morning, a photo emerged of Lindsay Lohan reaching for what looked like more »

Mel Gibson

An Irritated Mel Gibson Gets Stopped at DUI Checkpoint

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, September 6th, 2013 Category Liquored Luminaries

Ah, it’s that time of year: the day when Mel Gibson makes another bizarre appearance in the news media regarding his uncontrollable anger. According to my idol, Perez Hilton, Gibson was stopped at a DUI checkpoint last weekend at around 1 am. And boy, was Mad Max… well…mad. Apparently police officers asked Gibson to move more »

Sally Struthers

Sally Struthers Is Headed to Court!

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Monday, August 5th, 2013 Category Liquored Luminaries

As you may recall Sally Struthers was busted (with a capital BUSTED) last year for driving under the influence. However, much like her fight to stop childhood hunger, Struthers is gearing up to fight her DUI charges in the courtroom. The All in the Family actress is due to appear in court in September in more »

jason statham

Jason Statham Talks Acting Drunk

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, June 28th, 2013 Category Liquored Luminaries

In an interview with the Guardian, actour Jason Statham said that acting drunk is pretty easy. He plays a war veteran trying to get his life together in the latest film, Hummingbird. When asked about how he prepares to do a drunk scene, he couldn’t help but be jovial. “40 years of prep I’ve had more »

Michael Madsen

Michael Madsen Gets Probation Revoked

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, June 21st, 2013 Category Liquored Luminaries, Your Feature Prison-tation

Michael Madsen, known for his fabulous work in many a Quentin Tarantino flick, totes got his probation revoked. The actor was arrested last year (in a hot rod, no less!) for a DUI and was ordered to attend AA meetings. Needless to say, he didn’t and the judge found out. Because of this, Madsen now more »


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