The Star Treatment

Bieber Drinking

Justin Bieber Has a Wild Night Out

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Monday, October 21st, 2013 Category Child Star Cliche Club, The Star Treatment

If you’re racking up the years like the Lush Crush, you probably remember when everyone was counting down until the Olsen Twins celebrated their 18th birthday. Well, I’m doing the same thing right now. I’m counting down the days until Justin Bieber gets a DUI. If that were to ever happen, this website and my more »

One Does Not Simply

DUI Advice from LOTR

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Monday, March 25th, 2013 Category The Star Treatment

If you need a DUI attorney, the Lush Crush can help! No, I won’t be defending you, but I can help you find someone who can!


The Lush Crush’s Guide for a Lucky St. Patrick’s Day

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013 Category The Star Treatment

Well, I’ve got my pals Jameson and Bushmills ready and we’re prepped for this St. Patrick’s Day weekend. I know many of you are, as well.  However, you’re probably wondering what’s the most vogue way to celebrate the luck of the Irish without coming across like a total d-bag. Trust me. You are. We’re human. more »

Happy VD

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Thursday, February 14th, 2013 Category The Star Treatment

Oh, you know The Lush Crush doesn’t love anything more than a Valentine’s Day card that is up my alley. Take a look at a few of the cards from 1 800 DUI Laws and maybe you can send one over to Ms. Lohan, etc.  

Lindsay Lohan

What It’s Like to Mess with the Lohan

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Thursday, January 10th, 2013 Category Recurring Characters, The Star Treatment, Your Feature Prison-tation

Even though this week was newsworthy what with the Academy Award nominations and everyone freaking out over Justin Bieber enjoying some Maui Wowi every now and then, when it comes to the lushes this one crushes, the only juice I could come up with is a saucy expose on Lindsay Lohan. It’s probably already been more »

Quick Shots: 1-2-13

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013 Category B-List Bust, Child Star Cliche Club, Recurring Characters, The Star Treatment

You would think my hangover was due to too much champagne but, alas, it’s due to my Kimye overdose. Nonetheless, here are some quick shots to keep you up to date. It turns out Lil Twist was driving Justin Bieber’s Ferarri when a photographer who had been following the car was killed by an oncoming more »

How to Avoid a DUI on New Year’s Eve

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, December 28th, 2012 Category The Star Treatment

So, you want to party like a celeb, but you don’t to end up arrested like one… Bravo. Great choice. Well, the Lush Crush is here to give you some handy dandy tips to help ensure that the only mistake you make this New Year’s Eve is making out with a complete stranger. Here are more »


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