David Ortiz Wins BIG

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Thursday, October 31st, 2013 Category Liquored Luminaries

David Ortiz

So, Red Sox fans, how did you celebrate last night’s victory? Some Sam Adams? Maybe a Guinness of sorts?

Well, let me tell you, you have nothing on David Ortiz.

We’ve all seen the pics. After his World Series win, Big Papi was chugging a bottle of champagne that was the height of a My Size Barbie. (Don’t judge. I had a My Size Barbie. Deal with it.)

Anyway, it turns out that champagne does NOT come cheap. The bottle was a 15 liter bottle of Armand de Brignac Nebuchadnezzar Champagne. Now, say that five times fast. Actually, the champagne is more commonly known as the Ace of Spades.

The cost for a bottle?

Oh, it’s just $100,000 per pop.


Oh, how I wish I had that kind of pocket change.

If only the Lush Crush won big. . .

Now, moving on to more important matters:

It’s Halloween tonight, my lovelies!

How do you plan on celebrating? What’s your costume?

I still can’t decide between the following:

  • Sober Lindsay Lohan
  • Drunk Queen Elizabeth
  • Stoner Little Mermaid
  • Myself. . . but better!

Now, if you plan on going out tonight to participate in the festivities of All Hallows Eve, let’s remember some of the safety rules we learned.

If you have anything to drink, don’t get behind the wheel. You certainly don’t want to be one of those fools who gets their mugshot taken while in costume!

Now, if you do get busted for a DUI, be sure to handle your charges the Hollywood way! Hire a DUI lawyer, m’dears!


Source: TMZ


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