Lindsay Lohan Sells Whiskey-Infused Gum

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Thursday, April 18th, 2013 Category Child Star Cliche Club, TV Grab Bag, Your Feature Prison-tation

Lindsay Lohan Whiskey Gum

Probably more people are reading about Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management than actually watching it. Needless to say, here is a picture of Ms. Lohan dressed as a Japanese school girl selling whiskey-infused gum. It looks like her appearance may poke fun at her alcoholic and legal troubles. What else is new?

I know whiskey-infused gum was in jest, but I couldn’t help thinking about how whiskey-infused gum may actually be super fun and less messy on the dance floor. So, I decided to do some research and see what other fun alcohol-infused items are out there (besides anyone on any incarnation of the Real Housewives ever.) Some of them are pretty ridiculous that the whiskey-infused gum may fall out of your mouth as you gape in surprise.

  • Whipped Lightning – Though probably the name of multiple male porn stars, this is actually alcohol-infused whipped cream.
  • Alcohol-Infused Milk – If you can’t make alcohol-infused milk without getting a bunch of cows wasted, I am going to be severely disappointed.
  • SnoBar Cocktails – Would Ben and / or Jerry approve? This is alcohol-infused ice cream.
  • Brewcakes – This is a bakery and brewhouse combined where the ingredients get combined as well.
  • Gourmet Alcohol Infused Cheeses – Does this negate the wine and cheese tradition? I’m sorry but I staunchly live by the rules of never mixing types of liquor . . . on weeknights.
  • Alcohol-Infused Sandwich – Yes, there is a restaurant in NYC that incorporates alcohol in its Panini creations. Two pieces of bread and a bottle of gin? I’m sold.

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