Porn Star Arrested for DUI

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Category as eXXXpected

Mr Marcus DUI

All right, folks. Get ready for a post that sounds entirely like a sexual innuendo because a porn star got a DUI.

I’m not sure if you know who Mr. Marcus is, or if you’re pretending not to know. Either way, the adult film actor totally got busted for a DUI this morning.

Mr. Marcus is the star of such luminary films such as “Manhammer 7” (not 1-6?!) and “Phat Ass White Booty 6” (not 1-5?!) Also, you may remember (or pretend not to remember) a syphilis scare in the pornography community back in 2012. Well, Mr. Marcus was apparently patient 0, if you know what I mean.

Oh please, you know what I mean!

Anyway, early this morning cops noticed Mr. Marcus driving erratically and pulled him over. When they suspected that he was drunk, they had him perform . . .

. . . a FIELD SOBRIETY TEST, you sickos!

Mr. Marcus unfortunately failed and was taken into custody.

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