celebrity DUI

Michael Pineda Pitches a “No Contest” Plea

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Thursday, February 21st, 2013 Category Smashed-letes

Ah, a court hearing for a DUI is just as American as apple pie and baseball. Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda was all, “no contest”, at a hearing yesterday for his DUI. This took place in Tampa, where he was arrested for a DUI in Florida back in August 2012. Pineda will have to perform 50 more »

Lindsay Lohan

What It’s Like to Mess with the Lohan

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Thursday, January 10th, 2013 Category Recurring Characters, The Star Treatment, Your Feature Prison-tation

Even though this week was newsworthy what with the Academy Award nominations and everyone freaking out over Justin Bieber enjoying some Maui Wowi every now and then, when it comes to the lushes this one crushes, the only juice I could come up with is a saucy expose on Lindsay Lohan. It’s probably already been more »

Frank Ocean

Frank Ocean Knows the Grass is Greener in Tinseltown

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, January 4th, 2013 Category Puff Puff Passe, Treble with the Law

Frank Ocean wasn’t Thinkin Bout You behind bars on NYE because, lucky him, he was able to avoid jail after police pulled him over. Ocean was pulled over in Mono County, CA on New Year’s Eve for speeding but police ended charging him with marijuana possession after they smelled the wacky tobacky emanating from his more »

Gerard Depardieu DUI

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Wednesday, December 19th, 2012 Category Recurring Characters

Je ne sais quoi what Gerard Depardieu was thinking when he decided to get on that scooter! In Paris this past week, the actor, known for his performance in Green Card and Cyrano De Bergerac, was bon vivant-ing a little too much and then decided to take his scooter out for a spin. As you more »

Home Improvement Star Convicted of DUI

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Wednesday, December 19th, 2012 Category Child Star Cliche Club

It looks like this Home Improvement star needs to do a little SELF improvement. Taran Noah Smith, a former child actor who played Tim Allen’s youngest son on the hit sitcom, pled guilty to felony drug possession and no contest to driving under the influence this past week. Smith will have to face 3 years more »

Porn Star Arrested for DUI

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Wednesday, December 19th, 2012 Category as eXXXpected

It looks like Briana Banks traded in the money shot for a mug shot. Banks, known for her starring roles in Chinny Chinny Bang Bang and Vaggie Burger was arrested for a DUI in Los Angeles this past week. Apparently, she got into a fender bender while picking up a midnight snack at McDonald’s Drive-Thru. more »


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