Teen Mom DUI: Farrah is Taking it to the Blogosphere!

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Monday, April 1st, 2013 Category B-List Bust, Reality Check

Farrah Abraham

As you probably know, MTV’s Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham, was arrested for a DUI on St. Patrick’s Day. As a result, a lot of subsequent press, blogs, tweets, etc., commented on her alleged aggressive behavior at the time of her arrest. Therefore, the reality star decided to address her DUI arrest on her blog to the set the record straight. However, given her rambling writing style, her side of the story actually makes the incident seem a little more . . . blurry.

Farrah states that she worked a bartender and is “certified to sale alcohol”, she “had not drank to the extend to be negligent (if you do not know what this word means regarding drinking to much please look it up.”

(If you don’t know what you just read, take your time. It took me a couple of tries, as well.)

Okay, so Farrah claims she knows her limits. However, does she know the importance of paragraph breaks? Not so much.

Back to the migraine-inducing blog post . . .

Farrah was apparently looking for a friend who may or may not have taken off with a guy at the bar where they were partying. Therefore, Farrah exited the bar and got in her her car to find her friend. She was driving slowly and when she turned a corner, she was stopped by a police officer. She did not say whether or not she hit a patrol car, even though other reports claim that she did.

Unfortunately, Farrah was unable to finish the story in her giant run-on sentenced that sufficed as a blog post. Alas, the rest of the story is to be continued, but let’s be real. We all know how it ends. . .

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