Updates on Our Lush Crushes

Posted by: The Lush Crush on Friday, June 14th, 2013 Category B-List Bust, Child Star Cliche Club, Reality Check

Guys, I had so much fun at my cousin’s wedding last weekend. Check it out:

Just kidding. I WISH I could have that much fun at a wedding.

Now, I know this lush crush isn’t a celebrity, per se. However, I think it should be noted that she is a semi-celeb for being drunk, which, in my humble opinion, is pretty impressive.

Lush Crushes

Now, on to the real DUI-notorious celebrities, like Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham.

Mr. Tiger Blood has such a way with words as he ripped Abraham a new one after she leaked some text messages to the press. I know what you’re thinking when I say “ripped Abraham a new one”, but please rest assured that I only use it metaphorically. 

Speaking of Farrah Abraham, apparently the “back door” teen mom is super rich. It’s so unfair! If a reality program were documenting the questionable things I do, jeez louise, I would be a billlionaire twice over.

Now, on to my other fave, Amanda Bynes. I wonder what step she’s on, because she’s taking to Twitter (duh) to express all sorts of apologies. The latest is to Drake, where she apologizes for calling him ugly and for asking him to “murder her vagina” (which I’m still unsure I know what that means.)

Finally, Lindsay Lohan is doing some rehab-hopping. She’s left the Betty Ford clinic to head over to the Cliffside Malibu, which sources say is better for her 90 -day rehab sentence. Dear God, I just realized I’m still rooting for her. Are you?






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